Entries from May 2005

Monday, May 30th, 2005

Stick your head in doo-doo.

Now that I officially have my Master’s degree I’ve turned my intellectual processes to encompass only things of substance and great virtue. Thus we come to my next subject of post; Tattlers.
Whenever anyone was growing up anywhere they never wanted to be a tattler. Tattlers were assholes. Amazingly, everyone knew this and backed it up. [...]

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

Chronicles of Original Stapler

Sitting at work a preponderance of ridiculous thought occurs almost minutely (not my-noot-ley, but mih-nut-ley). The following is a story and dialouge that I imagine took place between two staplers. Original Stapler and New Swingline Stapler.
Original Stapler, a creme colored, light-weight swingline was minding it’s own business, happily clamping together the endless dregs of paperwork [...]

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Coming soon…

Just wanted to let all six of you know that there is a new post on the way, and it is epic.
In the meantime I’d like you to take a few minutes to thank your respective deities for another season of 24 in January of 2006. We’ll see ya soon Jack.

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

And the winner is….

Yeah that’s right, I completely called it. Predator won. And for those of you who don’t have the common decency to see the movie for yourself (silver-screen spectacle that it is), here is a brief recap of the history behind the AVP conflict:
At the dawn of the civilization of man, Predators came down from outer-space [...]

Sunday, May 1st, 2005

AVP: A, or P?

A lot of you may think it incredibly ridiculous that I write a post about Alien Vs. Predator, but let me just put the skeptics at ease – I’m going to write TWO posts about Alien vs. Predator (tenderly referred to as AVP from here on out).
In this, my first post, I will go through [...]

Sunday, May 1st, 2005

Alternate ending to AVP Post!!!!

Here is the original, and probably more realistic ending to the AVP post. Notice how I had to post it earlier so you’d read it later – CRAZY!
Wow, well folks I think its pretty clear. After a thorough and scientific examination of each creature we’ve reached a pretty clear verdict, and I think that I [...]