Now that I officially have my Master’s degree I’ve turned my intellectual processes to encompass only things of substance and great virtue. Thus we come to my next subject of post; Tattlers.
Whenever anyone was growing up anywhere they never wanted to be a tattler. Tattlers were assholes. Amazingly, everyone knew this and backed it up. [...]
Sitting at work a preponderance of ridiculous thought occurs almost minutely (not my-noot-ley, but mih-nut-ley). The following is a story and dialouge that I imagine took place between two staplers. Original Stapler and New Swingline Stapler.
Original Stapler, a creme colored, light-weight swingline was minding it’s own business, happily clamping together the endless dregs of paperwork [...]
Just wanted to let all six of you know that there is a new post on the way, and it is epic.
In the meantime I’d like you to take a few minutes to thank your respective deities for another season of 24 in January of 2006. We’ll see ya soon Jack.
Yeah that’s right, I completely called it. Predator won. And for those of you who don’t have the common decency to see the movie for yourself (silver-screen spectacle that it is), here is a brief recap of the history behind the AVP conflict:
At the dawn of the civilization of man, Predators came down from outer-space [...]
A lot of you may think it incredibly ridiculous that I write a post about Alien Vs. Predator, but let me just put the skeptics at ease – I’m going to write TWO posts about Alien vs. Predator (tenderly referred to as AVP from here on out).
In this, my first post, I will go through [...]
Here is the original, and probably more realistic ending to the AVP post. Notice how I had to post it earlier so you’d read it later – CRAZY!
Wow, well folks I think its pretty clear. After a thorough and scientific examination of each creature we’ve reached a pretty clear verdict, and I think that I [...]
