Coincidentally enough I am in my boxer-briefs alone as I write this ( no air-conditioning at the fam’s place) so the title is very fitting (pun intended).
Anyway, I have been in my hometown, or the most home of the many towns I’ve lived in, for the past 5 days for a good friend’s wedding. [...]
It is June and in case you haven’t noticed, summer is here. I am completely done with school (at least for the time being – I may or may not go to law school) and am fully equipped with my Master’s Degree.
Bridled with optimism and beaming with pride I began happily sending out resumes in [...]
Never in my life do I ridicule people I don’t know more than when I watch the NBA Finals. I’m not sure what it is – entertaining my friends, the incredible IDIOTS that appear in the NBA, the fact that I’m really jealous that I can’t dunk a basketball (despite being painfully close at times). [...]
The battle has begun and ended before you even realized it occurred. The votes have been tallied, the bodies have been counted, the test results are in. Andys are cooler than Drews, deal with it.
Andrew has two nickname variations – Andy and Drew. Throughout my life I have had people mistakenly call [...]
Lately the Florida lottery has aired some television spots that feature a large, red-headed woman with a Wisconsin accent. I have nothing against Wisconsin and surely nothing against red-heads (go Carrot Top!) and large people have never been anything but kind to me but my good Lord. Never have I seen a more unfunny, thoughtless, [...]
In case the lot (read: 6.31) of you that peruse my posts didn’t know, I am, among many other totally radical things,* a trombone player. If you are reading this and are thinking to yourself “What a complete loser” then chances are you are NOT a trombone player and ARE, more specifically, a jealous, non-awesome [...]
Alright this absolutely must cease. When did wearing a pink shirt become a crime? These days I feel I live a life of utter solitude due to pink-shirt-hating, but I just won’t stand for it anymore. I’m slipping my binds, bending the prison cells society placed around me, creeping down the hallway ever-so-delicately but accidentally [...]
