Hello post-readers! While I’m currently learning flash to post some hilarious animations I intend to create, I’ve had a couple of random and rather Seinfeldian thoughts dash through my brain.
1. Why do people from New Jersey say they’re Italian? Does this make sense to anyone? I’ve never met an italian person who weighed over 300 [...]
No, no one is pregnant*.
I got bored and did this – unless you’re in my immediate circle of friends or have at least met my friends, you may not find it funny at all. If you DO fit in the afforementioned categories, you’d better laugh your ass off.
*I hope you all get this joke. [...]
As many of you know, a lot of my friends are in law school and have been tediously preparing for the bar throughout the summer. Here is a little tribute poem I’ve created for all you hard-working individuals who want to make money and ruin people’s lives so badly, you’ll go to 3 extra [...]
The hotel looks like something from one of those creepy murder movies – 10 rooms, one story, all in a row.
Ken is retired and most likely fought in at least one war. He reminds me a little bit of my grandfather.
Ken comes out of the office, slowly but easily, and makes his way [...]
As many of you have already been able to surmise, I have a peculiar sense of humor. I constantly say lines from movies or other comic medium that no one could possibly understand, then laugh at them out loud. I figured since I am putting off packing for the big move, and since [...]
They all go hand in hand don’t they? No they don’t. If you said they do then you are really quite odd. Each of the above has brought about an interesting story in my life over the past few days so I figured I’d share it with you all.
Futons:
I posted my futon on Craigslist in [...]
BEVERLY HILLS
THATS WHERE I WANT TO BE
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LIVIN’ IN BEVERLY HILLS!
This post promises to be quite lame, but I figured I had better put something up soon. Here are some ridiculous children’s book titles I’ve come up with:
1. The Shat in the Hat2. The Little Engine That Could, but Wouldn’t due to anxiety and depression.3. Clifford The Big Red, Commy-bastard.4. [...]
