“You can’t step into the same river twice.” – Heraclitus

Drinking Euro Trip

Posted: September 6th, 2005 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

For those of you who are uninformed or ill-informed, Euro Trip is one of the funniest movies of all time. Thusly it has entered into a sacred land. A land where there are certain rules that MUST be followed and if they aren’t your peers chide you endlessly. A land where alcoholic beverages dictate whether or not you will stand later in the evening. Here are the rules to enter that land; to play drinking Euro Trip:

Drink Whenever:

- Someone says “Scotty doesn’t know.”
- Cooper gets a call from, or calls, his office.
- The twins are “bad twins.”
- Jenny (the female twin) has to remind the guys that she is a girl.
- The lead soccer hooligan hurls an ethnic slur at someone.
- Cooper says “parked my car.”
- Jaime (the male twin) consults his Frommer’s book.
- You see a nipple.
- The kids move to a different country than the one they were just in.
- One of the main kids drinks.
- Bart (scotty’s little brother) mocks or corrects Scotty.
- Scotty gets an email.
- Fred Armisen says “Mi Scusi.”

Got more? Let me know and I will add them.

3 Comments on “Drinking Euro Trip”

  1. 1 Jill said at 11:42 am on September 7th, 2005:

    Even though it only happens once, I think you should have to drink when David Hasselhoff appears in the bubble just because it’s so ridiculous. Euro Trip is my fav movie of all time

  2. 2 The Brewer Patriot said at 8:31 pm on September 8th, 2005:

    ow, my robot balls

  3. 3 Jill said at 9:52 pm on September 11th, 2005:

    Mon balls robotique!!!!!!

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