Entries from October 2005

Monday, October 31st, 2005

New Job, No Home

Just a quick post for all my dedicated readers. Just wanted to let you all know I am officially working my first Monday of work. At any rate, here are some pics taken with my phone through our dirty windows into my office view of NYC

Monday, October 24th, 2005

I’ll be around the bend.

Tomorrow I leave for the Big Apple. New York. I was so disappointed to be moving home when I left Miami. I had been having the worst summer of my life: no money, my girlfriend broke up with me, no real job, and I had to move back in with my parents [...]

Sunday, October 23rd, 2005

Nickelback: We look like tough guys, but we’re really whiny, stupid, little girls.

I’ve never liked Nickelback. I remember when their first hit single came out. I thought to myself “here’s some stupid shit that should not be on a record.” I mean I was really disgusted. The lyrics were lousy, the song was pretty boring, and the singer just can’t fuckin’ sing.

Then a [...]

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

Shopping Supervision, OR, Shopping with SUPER Vision!

The last time I had a girlfriend was the last time I didn’t feel like an idiot buying clothes. This is a fact. The only time I have ever bought something that didn’t make me feel like a complete idiot was either by accident, or shoes. For some reason I have no [...]

Monday, October 17th, 2005

Ashlee Simpson…another album, really?

“Musically, we are more talented than any Bob Dylan. We are more talented than Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger … I’m the new Elvis.” – Pilatus (aka, Milli)
Go ahead, read it one more time. Ok, NOW you can laugh your ass off.
In the late 80’s Milli Vanilli took the world by storm. [...]

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

It’s Magic!

Throughout my very brief existence of living here on planet earth I have become incredibly interested in the power of thought and thinking to help shape someone’s character (and thusly, his or her life). I literally just put down a book called “The Magic of Thinking Big” by David J. Schwartz, Ph.D.
If you don’t [...]

Monday, October 10th, 2005

Gainful Employment

Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to announce to you all that I have received a job offer. That’s right, the time has come. My search was arduous but I’m happy to report that Nonstop Music has offered me a position in their NYC office! I am really QUITE excited.
I haven’t officially [...]

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

Everybody Loves Raymond, except me, I hate that bastard.

Have you ever watched Everybody Loves Raymond? If you haven’t, do yourself a favor and do two things -
1) Read this post – I’m about to sum up every episode2) Never think of it again – you’ll save yourself valuable time.
You see while I’ve chuckled here or there during an episode, I’ve laughed harder [...]

Monday, October 3rd, 2005

Doom….the Movie

Years ago my friend Tom bought a brand new computer from this brand new computer company called Dell. It was a Pentium 75 with 4MB of RAM. His older brother, a bit of a derelicht, named Matt, ended up buying a video game for that computer called Doom 2. When my dad bought our first [...]

Saturday, October 1st, 2005

All kinds of random things…

Alright kids, I know you’ve been wanting me to post for a while. When you get as much fan mail as I do (none) it becomes apparent how completely useless your blog is. Luckily, I think I’m pretty great. Here are a bunch of things that have crossed my mind of late, [...]