I FOUND A PLACE TO LIVE!
Not sure when I move in yet folks, but I’ll be living on the Lower East Side. Not the best location (a little far) but the price is good, the place is a good size, and damnit, it’s city time. I’ll be about a 10 minute walk from [...]
Dear Penn State,
Thank you for being awesome. Thank you for having the best football coach to ever patrol a sideline. Thank you for a great rushing offense. Thank you for a quarterback who can do it all. Thank you for a defense that simply does not allow opposing offenses to operate. [...]
Here are some words followed by their translations. These were all taken from an IM conversation I was typing to a friend of mine. Since I am drinking alone, I found them hilarious.
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Inevitably your life comes to a screeching halt. There’s no rhyme or reason and there’s nothing you can do. Surprisingly enough, my standstill was reached almost immediately after starting my new job.
It wasn’t the job itself and certainly not the city, but in fact the crux of the matter is that I am [...]
I meant to do one of these long ago, but I completely forgot (sorry Jazz). But then The Brewer just did one and I remembered. So, here we go.
1. I think I am hilarious, especially when surrounded by my close circle of friends.2. I consider myself overly creative and under…ly motivated.3. [...]
Me either. But I want to try a little experiment. Lately I’ve come up with some little one liners that I can easily picture Mssr. Vaughn uttering in a movie to the audiences great delight.
My experiment is to post a one-liner in my blog, and then see, if by word of mouth, if [...]
Whatever happened to having a protractor? Do you remember protractors? I remember protractors. They were like a ruler, with a curve attaching either end, forming a half circle. They came in different sizes too. I got big ones I could put in my hands to make it look like I [...]
This morning as I was walking to work I passed a number of what i would describe as “hoodlums” “toughs” “gangstas” or “douchebags.” I am just baffled at the love of wearing clothes that are just gigantic on you. I mean baffled.
I thought as these guys passed me, there were three of them [...]
I’ve noticed that on TV shows featuring lawyers at trial they only ever reference the first few ammendments.
I’ve noticed that i hate old cartoons. Why? Because they’re terrifying.
I’ve noticed that rent in Harlem, is really not any cheaper than in Manhattan – especially considering the lousy neighborhoods and matching clientele.
I’ve noticed that when [...]
