A while back my cell phone broke. Well, it didn’t exactly break, so much as I placed it on the heater in my room and a very strong and quite visible charge of static electricity incapacitated 4 buttons. Three of them are the buttons on the outside edge of the phone (it’s a [...]
I was perusing Craig’s List today, you know, checkin’ out the free stuff people had and half-assedly (yeah, it’s a word) looking for a bed, when I came across a dog.
This dog looks strikingly like Franklin (my co-dog from when I lived in Miami) and it was decided he’s so similar in face, snout, and [...]
I’m no God-hater, in fact, I really like God. I think he’s really nifty. But unfortunately for all you super zainy Christians out there, I’m Agnostic. Really I don’t know what to think except that I do believe there is some sort of positive all powerful force and generally if someone believes [...]
Two of my buddies (The Brewer and JB) have dones this post so far, and damnit, I want to be as cool as them. The only thing I will say is that I do not have all of my music on my laptop, or on my iPod, so the results may be a bit [...]
Lately during my roamings of the streets here in the big city I’ve been noticing a trend. A really disturbing trend…actually two disturbing trends, but one is a bit more age old.
First things first – the age old. Fat women (typically hispanic or african american) wearing really tight clothing. I [...]
I am fucking awesome at peeling oranges. I’m not sure how I acquired this skill or to which recessive gene I owe my gratitude, but peeling oranges is just my thing.
Some people really struggle. While they’re chipping away and getting little orange-peel nubs stuck under their finger nails, my peel quickly glides away [...]
Hey everyone, I just wanted to do a bit of promoting for my other website, Franklin Talk. Frank and I finished recording and uploading the first episode last night. I’m going to try to have it on iTunes by the end of the day. Go check it out!
If you live in New York this week you are a lucky, lucky person. All week long is the New York City Jazz Festival. It’s time to plunk down $40 on some of the best musicians you’ve ever heard – screw your binge-drinking or the down payment on those fancy shoes.
Last night I [...]
I just wanted to let you all know that I won’t be posting for awhile as I will be out of town until Saturday, and then out of the Country for a week after that.
Also, the first episode of Franklin Talk won’t be completed until after I get back.
Have a great weekk everyone.
