Entries from July 2006

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

Since when were they even a single threat?

I was going through my daily perusal of blogs and upon reaching The Daily Dump I saw, perhaps, one of the most outlandish things I’ve ever seen in my life:

Double-threat? The last time I checked and each and every person on this list sucks at everything they do.
Paris Hilton-
Proclaimed Double Threat: Acting(?)/Singing(??)Actual Double [...]

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

Tales from My Ficticious Life: Chapter 1

I originally wrote this on June 12th but it wasn’t going anywhere. So I figured I’d just finish it best I could and post it.———————————————————————————————————-
The death of my grandmother happened suddenly. She was in the hospital and had been throughout the weekend (Memorial Day weekend) and that’s why I went home to visit. [...]

Monday, July 24th, 2006

Rules of Walking in New York City

This post is for all the tourists that like to come to New York. First off I’d like to state that yes, you are a tourist even if:
a) You live in New Jersey “close to the city*”b) You live on Long Islandc) You come here all the timed) You think [...]

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

Good Lord.

I mean, this MUST be some sort of cruel, cruel joke that some asshole from my past is playing on me. I have friends who will testify to the fact that I said this would happen. I AM SO FURIOUS! I HATE YOU CINGULAR!

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

At the moment

At the moment, Franklin Talk is the funniest and most creative thing I do…wow that’s sad. But you should still listen to it:
Franklin Talk!

Friday, July 7th, 2006

Update: Verizon Officially Kicks Cingular’s Archaic Ass

Verizon did it. They have completely and utterly redeemed themselves in my eyes. I had Verizon a while ago, and like the girl that sleeps with you on the first date, I lost total respect for them (after they slept with me on the first date). But yesterday, despite their whoredom, they’ve [...]

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006

That’s the Key

Everyday of my life there is an annoyance with which I am getting greatly frustrated. Infuriated with even. I hate looking at them. I hate having them. I wish I could just throw them in the gutter. But I can’t get rid of them. No matter how hard I [...]