Entries from September 2006

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

Orifice Manager

This week has been and will continue to be a good week for me at work. The reasons are many but basically it boils down to me taking Friday off, and, most importantly, my office manager’s battle with a rhinovirus.
I work in the office with just him, so when he’s not here [...]

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

The Weekend

Living in New York has taught me a lot of things so far – like how to take a zombie’s head clean-off with a shotgun, or how to trap and cook rat when your paycheck runs out 3 days after you get it. But all-in-all it has taught me how to be single.
You see, [...]

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Wow.

I don’t really work in the “music industry.” I work kind of along side of it. Every so often, someone who has no clue what my company does decides to send us a demo of their CD. Typically we listen to them, have a laugh at how terrible it is, and then [...]

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Work Bathroom: Now featuring…soap!

My office is really classy. Alright, not really. But it isn’t so bad. It’s a big space, I don’t have a cubicle, I do have a window, we even have a box of beer hats. I’m not lying. A whole box. But we don’t have beer. I’ve been [...]

Monday, September 25th, 2006

A New Trend in the Dating World

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This will solve your problems…

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

Hilarious

I don’t think I’m funny today.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Jeans or peep show? You decide.

A few months ago I had to throw out my favorite pair of jeans and by that time, well, I hadn’t been wearing them that much anyway. So of course my second favorite pair of jeans got the upgrade to numero uno (that’s Spanish for “Favorite pair of jeans”) but, unfortunately, they too will [...]

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Return of the Album

An interesting thing happened to me the other day. Well, not really interesting. In fact this whole post blog is uninteresting. Nevertheless, something happened to me the other day. Man, I really need to work on my grammar. It didn’t happen to me, it happened to my iPod. And [...]

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Lobster Hands

Last night I went and got some lobster. Then, upon returning from dinner, noticed that I had “lobster hands.” You know, where all the lobster-water spills on your hands and stinks them up? Why, what did you think I meant?

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Continuum – A Review

I’m not a huge “music reviewer” but since my current favorite artist just had an album come out, I figured I’d give it a completely biased (well, not completely) review, track by track. Here we go.
1. Waiting on the World to Change – For some reason everytime a new single of John’s comes [...]