Entries from October 2006

Friday, October 27th, 2006

My Costume

I never have a good halloween costume and this year is no exception, except that this year, I do. I’m adding an unconventional twist to a quite trite spectre. I’m going as a vampire. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “God, this post is terrible.” Well, shutup and read on. [...]

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Thanks, Beta Blogger

Sorry kids. I switched over to this new fandangled thing and now it’s all messed up! Oh well, guess I know what I’m doing this weekend.

Thursday, October 19th, 2006

All I Want

This probably won’t be funny, but 6 beers into a night being bored, well, that tends to unfunny me pretty fast.
All I want lately is to play piano. Is that weird? Probably. I love playing piano. Let’s set the record straight though, I am not a good piano player. But lately, all I want is [...]

Thursday, October 19th, 2006

Probe Droid

My boss was on the phone with a client this afternoon. There’s really nothing interesting about this – well, typically there isn’t, except the guy he was talking to had an interesting voice.
I sit across the room from my boss and I could hear this dude through the phone’s handset. I was like [...]

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

The Punching Game

I was eating dinner on Monday with some esteemed colleagues of mine. Hooray for lobster! Anyway, one of them mentioned that he got to meet Bono on the Friday previous to which I immediately responded “I hate Bono. If I ever met him, I’d punch him in the face.”
This brought up an [...]

Monday, October 16th, 2006

The Daily Grind

This morning on my walk to work I stopped in at Starbuck’s to grab some coffee. If you just pictured me walking behind the counter, turning on the coffee spout, and just grabbing at the coffee while it pours out of the spigot, well, you may share half of my brain.
Today I didn’t feel [...]

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

Home Again, Home Again

I just wanted to let you all know that I won’t be posting again until next Monday. I’m taking Thursday and Friday off and going home for what promises to be the best weekend to ever end a week since weeks have needed to be ended. Penn State vs. Michigan. I am [...]

Monday, October 9th, 2006

Grey’s Lobotomy

I watched Grey’s Anatomy for the first time last Thursday night. Well that’s not exactly true. Technically it was the second time, but the first time I wasn’t really paying attention and talked through the whole thing – oh, if only I had been smart enough to do that the second [...]

Monday, October 9th, 2006

No One Cares

The best part about blogging is that no one really cares what you have to say. Ever. No one cares about your personal life. No one cares about your opinion. No one cares how much you hate your friends. No one cares if you’re consistently unfunny. In fact, if [...]

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

Heeeeeeeere we go.

I just wanted to post this before it actually happened. So everyone can point to it and say what a genius I am.
I predict that “Hug it out, bitch” will become the most over-used phrase, literally, overnight. You will hear it everywhere you go starting tomorrow (Friday). Get ready, because uninventive douchebags [...]