I never have a good halloween costume and this year is no exception, except that this year, I do. I’m adding an unconventional twist to a quite trite spectre. I’m going as a vampire. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “God, this post is terrible.” Well, shutup and read on. [...]
Sorry kids. I switched over to this new fandangled thing and now it’s all messed up! Oh well, guess I know what I’m doing this weekend.
This probably won’t be funny, but 6 beers into a night being bored, well, that tends to unfunny me pretty fast.
All I want lately is to play piano. Is that weird? Probably. I love playing piano. Let’s set the record straight though, I am not a good piano player. But lately, all I want is [...]
My boss was on the phone with a client this afternoon. There’s really nothing interesting about this – well, typically there isn’t, except the guy he was talking to had an interesting voice.
I sit across the room from my boss and I could hear this dude through the phone’s handset. I was like [...]
I was eating dinner on Monday with some esteemed colleagues of mine. Hooray for lobster! Anyway, one of them mentioned that he got to meet Bono on the Friday previous to which I immediately responded “I hate Bono. If I ever met him, I’d punch him in the face.”
This brought up an [...]
This morning on my walk to work I stopped in at Starbuck’s to grab some coffee. If you just pictured me walking behind the counter, turning on the coffee spout, and just grabbing at the coffee while it pours out of the spigot, well, you may share half of my brain.
Today I didn’t feel [...]
I just wanted to let you all know that I won’t be posting again until next Monday. I’m taking Thursday and Friday off and going home for what promises to be the best weekend to ever end a week since weeks have needed to be ended. Penn State vs. Michigan. I am [...]
I watched Grey’s Anatomy for the first time last Thursday night. Well that’s not exactly true. Technically it was the second time, but the first time I wasn’t really paying attention and talked through the whole thing – oh, if only I had been smart enough to do that the second [...]
The best part about blogging is that no one really cares what you have to say. Ever. No one cares about your personal life. No one cares about your opinion. No one cares how much you hate your friends. No one cares if you’re consistently unfunny. In fact, if [...]
I just wanted to post this before it actually happened. So everyone can point to it and say what a genius I am.
I predict that “Hug it out, bitch” will become the most over-used phrase, literally, overnight. You will hear it everywhere you go starting tomorrow (Friday). Get ready, because uninventive douchebags [...]
