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The Punching Game

Posted: October 18th, 2006 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 8 Comments »

I was eating dinner on Monday with some esteemed colleagues of mine. Hooray for lobster! Anyway, one of them mentioned that he got to meet Bono on the Friday previous to which I immediately responded “I hate Bono. If I ever met him, I’d punch him in the face.”

This brought up an interesting round of conversation where we all started stating people we’d immediately punch if we met them. Here’s my list:

1. Bono
2. Ashton Kutcher
3. The guy who invented the RAZR
4. The guy who’s idea it was to have the RAZR come out in multiple colors.
5. The guy at Cingular who decides what phones to add to their plans
6. Lee Corso
7. Lee Corso
8. Lee Corso
9. Bobby Bowden
10. Carlos Mencia

Who would you punch?

8 Comments on “The Punching Game”

  1. 1 SuperBee said at 11:55 am on October 18th, 2006:

    I’d punch you, Andy.

    In the balls.

  2. 2 jim said at 12:43 pm on October 18th, 2006:

    Jim Tressel. Easiest decision ever.

  3. 3 "said" Woman said at 12:51 pm on October 18th, 2006:

    1)I’d punch food delivery guys who try to guilt me into a bigger tip

    2)I’m not an advocate of punching girls, but I think the ones who squeeze into tight jeans and half shirts and let their fat rolls hang over exposed for all the world to see(AKA Muffintops) should get a smack too for lack of common decency.

  4. 4 The Brewer Patriot said at 1:00 pm on October 18th, 2006:

    1) Andy
    2) Chris Collinsworth
    3) Tie – Sean Salisbury/Trev Alberts
    4) Any of the Carters (Aaron, Nick or Jimmy)
    5) Tie – Rush Limbaugh/Bill O’Reilly
    6) Whoever gave Baby Geniuses 2 the green light
    7) Whoever made the decision to cancel Arrested Development
    8) 90% of the population of Miami
    9) anyone with their collar up and huge sunglasses on at night
    10) Any member of Nickelback

  5. 5 MonkeyPants said at 2:10 pm on October 18th, 2006:

    Scott Baio. Didn’t even have to think about it.

  6. 6 Anonymous said at 2:17 pm on October 18th, 2006:

    Anne Curry

  7. 7 Ally said at 3:28 pm on October 18th, 2006:

    If I cared enough to exert the energy to actually punch someone–maybe the morning anchors on Fox news with O’Reilly being right behind them.

  8. 8 Sister Mary Lisa said at 8:47 pm on October 22nd, 2006:

    David Caruso on CSI Miami because he’d never see it coming, he’s constantly looking down while he talks in his low drama voice to people. I can’t stand that guy.

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