Entries from January 2007

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

Buy a Wii, trade in your weiner.

For some reason me playing video games has come up a lot lately. This is most likely due to the fact that all I do lately is play video games. And tell everyone I know that my plans for that evening include playing video games.
Unfortunately, the typical response to this statement, when stated [...]

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Punch a retard, impress a moron.

In light of recent news I’ll be talking politics today. Not MY politics, mind you, but politics in general…and why I hate politics and think they’re so utterly useless.
In the article linked above (in case you don’t like to click things for fear that, yes, there is, in fact, actually a mouse in that [...]

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Jack Bauer: . as Tom Cruise: !?

By now you’ve all heard about our new savior, Tom Cruise. I for one am outraged. This is just ludicrous. I mean, just DAYS after I announce our new savior to be Jack Bauer, the “Church” of Scientology comes out with this nonsense.
Obviously L Ron Hubbard and his cowardly band of miscreant [...]

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Waiting for big Sam.

As you all know my phone is tiny and slim and is of Samsung in make. Recently I have made a purchase of the same brand but of different electronic breed. I’m going to call him “Big Sam.” By now you have guessed that my phone will be “Little Sammy” or “Sam [...]

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Steve Ballmer – CEO, or stupid fat guy with easily mocked surname?

I was reading one of my favorite sites, Engadget Mobile, today and came across an article about Steve Ballmer, a Microsoft honcho, and his reaction to the iPhone. Please watch the following interview:

Alright. This man is easily the stupidest person on the planet, and quite frankly, if I were Bill Gates, I would [...]

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

What would Jack do?

I’m not typically one to go off the deep end with zainy ideas and crazy scenarios…oh…right. Well then, who better suited to write this post than myself: Andrew P. Lykens. The “P” stands for “crazy”!
The dawn of man came and went and throughout our history we have fought many wars, lived through [...]

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

The best poker player I know.

The best poker player I know is black and incredibly thin. His face lights up when he’s excited, makes any kind of sound you can imagine or sometimes just lays down and shakes violently. He’s got access to all my friends but never contacts them, not unless I tell him to. But [...]

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Girls that listen to country music.

Coming from central Pennsylvania and having done the majority of my schooling there, I was exposed to many different types of white people and their corresponding gender-counterparts. For example:
1) Jocks/Cheerleaders
2) Nerds/Girls in Madrigals
3) Floaters/Girls in regular choir or theatre (musical and otherwise), or both, but not leads.
4) Gays/Girls who had [...]

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Crunch, crunch, crunch!

I was perusing MySpace today and checking out one of my thousands my only friend request. Upon looking at my friend’s page I see this YouTube thing embeded in his profile and click. Total mindblow. I haven’t seen this in years.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

iPhone

In case your head’s been under a rock, smashed to bits and leaking brains into the briny sea for the past few hours. Apple announced the iPhone. And it’s going to be on Cingular exclusively.
I can’t wait until June.
 
 
Oh and by the way.  John Mayer played at Steve Jobs’ keynote.