Buy a Wii, trade in your weiner.
For some reason me playing video games has come up a lot lately. This is most likely due to the fact that all I do lately is play video games. And tell everyone I know that my plans for that evening include playing video games.
Unfortunately, the typical response to this statement, when stated to girls, is “Oh! Do you have a Wii!?” To which I then respond, “No. I kill aliens and terrorists. I do not turn myself into some sort of cutesy monster and blow bubbles at people.”
I’d like to clear up right now that guys do not own the Nintendo Wii unless:
a) They are gay.
b) They live with their girlfriend who made them buy it.
c) They are mentally disabled.
d) They are a pre-pubescent Asian boy.
In a battle of Sam Fisher vs. Mario, I am certain that Sam Fisher would come out on top. In fact, I was going to do a whole list/comparison thingy, but just the images I found more than prove my point:
“My name is Mario! I dance and throw sparkly stars!”
Sam Fisher
“I am not telling you my name. I am, however, going to slice your throat with my utility knife.”
January 31st, 2007 at 4:02 pm
There is a distinctive difference between women and men when it comes to understanding what the whole fascination with playing video games is all about. I hate to make a generalization, but I don’t know any chicks into video games. What gives?
February 1st, 2007 at 6:00 am
It is because we are men who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of men we are. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.
February 1st, 2007 at 7:34 am
I know a couple girls that like video games - but they like only Nintendo video games, and mostly that is limited to original nintendo, super NES, and N64.
Also, erik likes video games and he is a girl. ZING!
February 1st, 2007 at 8:57 pm
I made Zelda my bitch.