Thank God you’re here dead.
I like Dave Foley as much as the next guy:
Not at all.
Kids in the Hall never made me laugh. Newsradio did, but not when Dave Foley was on screen, and I have to say that the idea of having Dave Foley as some sort of comedy judge on “Thank God You’re Here” is completely laughable.
There’s no way some untalented, easy-going Canadian is going to tell ME who’s funny. I knew from the get go this would be terrible and settled down to watch the first episode of the show the other day, just to prove myself right.
I watched the debut and, while it isn’t the funniest show I have ever seen, I certainly laughed more than I thought I would - particularly at Stifler’s Mom who I thought would suck. Also, the guy who hosts Soup on E! was on, and he surprised me with the amount of times he got a laugh out of me. Newman did a good job but nothing too stellar.
But you know who I thought was terrible? Malcolm’s Dad/Tim Watley. Awful. I’ve never seen a stupider, more unfunny improvisation in my life.
Guess who Dave Foley picked as the “winner?”
I can say with absolute certainty that of all the people who are involved in comedy on TV, Dave Foley is in the top 3 of “Most undeserving of a job requiring people to either be funny or gauge the humor of others.”
The day will come when Dave Foley will die, hopefully in some sort of fight-to-the-death cage-match with fellow moron Carlos Mencia1 that renders them both lifeless from a lance that has pierced their brain, hurled by either Jack Bauer or myself making a surprise appearance.
Then I’ll host a show. And it’ll be called “Thank God you’re dead.” And Dave and Carlos will be the first to win an award. And I will pee on their graves. The end.
1I really hope someone leaves me a grammatically horrendous comment telling me how great Carlos Mencia is because he isn’t “afraid” to “tell it like it is.”
April 11th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
U R JUST JEALOUS CUZ MENCIA TELLS THE TRUTH!!! ABOUT LIFE! U CANT TAKE A JOKE AND SO U DONT GET IT. MENCIA IS FUNNY. HES NOT RACIST, HE SAYS WHAT PPL R THIKNING. AND THIS SITE IS THE SUX.
SUCKA DICK PLZ.
MENCIA RULES!!
April 12th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Did you see Dave Foley on The New Adventures of Old Christine? Ok, maybe not…but he was really, really creepy on there. I hadn’t seen him in a long time and I didn’t know he had gotten quite that creepy.
February 24th, 2008 at 1:55 am
I’m so, so, so very SORRY to disagree with you, but David Foley is the number one comedy genius (YES, GENIUS!) of the last twenty years; also, The Kids in the Hall created some of the smartest & most disarming material the comedy scene has been able to claim. The Kids remain as innovative & funny & fresh today as they were back in 1989. It was a ground-breaking show. They threw out all the rules & set the bar for sketch comedy. The Kids in the Hall are for sketch comedy what F. Scott Fitzgerald is for literature, it’s as perfect as it gets.
Though I do agree with you about Carlos Mencia, he is an awful swine-whore jackass who should be put down for his own good. He has no business living in this world & breathing the same air as the rest of us. He should just kill himself, the evil bastard. He fucks rats.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Wow! You’re an angry little boy. Does it upset you that these two are successful when you feel you should be? I doubt wishing them death will hurry your rise to stardom. But what the hell, die in a fire and all that.