Entries from May 2007

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

The environment will like me when I’m angry.

Is it just me or does it seem like people are finally taking the environment seriously? Years back when it was first brought to our attention, there seemed to be some brief concern about ol’ Ma nature – she was no longer the healthy grandmother we once pictured, but a tatted up biker grams [...]

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Oh Judd Hirsch, where are you when I need you?

Today I almost died. Alright, that’s an exaggeration. But I did almost get hit by a taxi. Here’s how:
I started crossing 5th Avenue right where 5th and Broadway collide on 23rd street. The man was white, the hand then started to flash, then as I was about 5 feet from the [...]

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

A veteran of stupid crap.

Just a quick post to let you know that WordPress finally got some awesome-pants out of it’s closet.
All my archives are now available on the side.
I bet you didn’t even know I’ve been blogging this long. For shame!

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Misfiring synapses.

Most of the (insert self-deprecating number) people who read this blog have met me and therefore have come to expect a certain amount of random assholery in my behavior and speech. Thusly, I give you random thoughts I’ve had recently:
1) If a ninja gets hurt, does the doctor refer to it as a [...]

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Why I could run CTU.

The following is a bopy and baste of an IM conversation I had with the Brewer regarding his crappy new phone:
The Brewer: but everytime i go to set an mp3 as my ringtone, it says not allowed
Andy: cool, that’s helpful
The Brewer: i had a similar problem with my old phone
The Brewer: so, i shall remedy [...]

Monday, May 7th, 2007

Is that a shotgun in your pants or…? Oh…it is.

“I bet I can fit more guns in my pants than you can!”

The question is, did this kid already know he could fit so many guns in his pants, or did they have to teach him the gun concealing techniques?

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Really?

People think these are funny? Not that I’m saying I think everyone should find me funny…but what I AM saying, is that with the exception of Overheard in New York, none of the blogs on this page made me laugh at all. At. All.
I’m surprised Carlos Mencia doesn’t have a site up [...]

Friday, May 4th, 2007

No, your teeth aren’t really blue. Yes, you look like a b-hole.

Why do people wear bluetooth headsets when they’re walking around? I can see using them in the car or possibly in the office, but just wandering around outside while your wife takes you shopping for fake bags and stupid sunglasses she’ll never wear? Useless.
Maybe they think it makes them look cool [...]