Recently I came across an interview that made me think, “this is retarded and self-important, I’m jealous!” But you know what it wasn’t? Funny. Do you know what those bloggers aren’t? Funny. Guess what. I am hilarious. So rather than sit around and wait for people to come [...]
I mean seriously, what happened to them? They don’t do anything useful anymore. They just type and play video games and lift beer to my mouth, which, apparently is too stupid to realize that “hey! this just MIGHT not be so good for the parts that the mouth relies on to operate [...]
Last night I was doing my laundry, typing grotesquely long emails to say farewell to some crazy kids I know, and generally being productive. Naturally during this time I had my television on and, though I’m not usually a big TV person, it’s fall and some great shows are starting up. Last night [...]
And a lame one at that. Am I done blogging? No. Can I type again? You jerks, I’ve been typing since week 2 after my surgery. Will I post anything soon other than updates promising updates? No!
The fact of the matter is, I am writing quite a bit, but [...]
