Entries from December 2007

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

It is that kind of day.

The kind of day where I wake up, take a deep breathe and calmly pound my alarm clock into smithereens. It’s cold outside. It’s cold inside. Brushing my teeth is just scratching my gums for all I can tell and the shower water isn’t quite as scorching hot as I’d like it [...]

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

First impressions: And now, a chicken!

Last night at Rafifi during a quick interlude between stand-up sets, I got up to refresh my beer. I stroll into the bar area after deciding that merely walking was no good. After all, there were countless hipsters about trying to tussle their hair so it was purposefully messy – I wanted to [...]

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Your worth to me is directly correllated to the amount of time I have known you…at best.

I can understand why people like being nice to each other. Because they have a lousy self-image of themselves and need people to like them. What I don’t understand is the need for giving gifts to someone you barely know for something that anyone can do, or for something that inconveniences you.
Like baby [...]