Today at lunch time I figured I’d venture on down to grab my copy of Grand Theft Auto 4 – it’s being touted as one of the greatest video games of all time and I, being a huge nerd, need to own it (and pwn it!).
As I got to the Game Stop at Herald Square [...]
I have caller ID on my phone at work, and today the phone rang and it was my good friend, the internet!
Andy: Hello internet! Long time no talk!
Internet: Beepboopbeepbahboop!
Andy: Oh you did? Audrey too?
Internet: BopBoop!
Andy: Wow, Internet, you are a playa, son!
Internet: Boopbeepscreeeeeaaaahhhh.
Andy: Oh [...]
Then you are retarded.
Those of you that know me, or read my blog, know that I am a huge fan of John Mayer. Musically, lyrically, and mentally.
Read this.
And if you want to know about other things I like then read this.
And finally, to help you figure it all out, read this.
They all [...]
Kudos Andy Roddick. After being constantly compared to you my entire life and shocking random tennis fans when they ask “what’s your name?” and I say “Andy,” you have finally pushed me far enough over the edge that I want to kill myself.
It’s bad enough that your bad imitation of my devastating good looks [...]
