Here is the original, and probably more realistic ending to the AVP post. Notice how I had to post it earlier so you’d read it later – CRAZY!
Wow, well folks I think its pretty clear. After a thorough and scientific examination of each creature we’ve reached a pretty clear verdict, and I think that I don’t need to tell you that the winner is Predator. From nearly being chosen by Jesus to be a disciple, to being a Crackshot, and because he can better fit into a social setting, the winner by a HUGE margin is Predator. Congrats Predator, I can’t wait to watch the movie now to see if I’m right!