This post promises to be quite lame, but I figured I had better put something up soon. Here are some ridiculous children’s book titles I’ve come up with:
1. The Shat in the Hat
2. The Little Engine That Could, but Wouldn’t due to anxiety and depression.
3. Clifford The Big Red, Commy-bastard.
4. Harry Potter and the Mystical Brain Tumor that Killed His Magic.
5. Pre-teen Pelvic Thrusting: A Guide
6. Where Your Wild Things Are
7. Furious George – The Furious Little Monkey With a Hatred of Babies.
8. Where the Sidewalk Ends…Your Life! The Follies of Traffic Safety Disobedience.
9. Nancy Drew Meets the Hardy Boys, and then they do it.
10. A Stranger is Just a Friend You Haven’t Met: A Guide to Getting Free Candy