For those of you who have never heard of John Daker, its time. Go to the following link and watch, make sure your sound is on.
The clip is apparently from an old public access TV show in Peoria, IL. You can read more about the show here.
The quest is on. Where is John Daker? Who can find him? What has he been doing lately? Is is his name actually John Baker? The world wants to know.