Dear Penn State,
Thank you for being awesome. Thank you for having the best football coach to ever patrol a sideline. Thank you for a great rushing offense. Thank you for a quarterback who can do it all. Thank you for a defense that simply does not allow opposing offenses to operate. Thank you for winning the Big Ten, no matter what those whiners at Ohio State say. Thank you for representing the Big 10 in the BCS. Thank you for keeping me fired up every Saturday. Thank you for the hottest girls the world has ever seen. Thank you for more bars per capita than any other city in the United States of America. Thank you for tradition. Thank you for honor. Thank you for creating football players who are classy, polite, and smart. Thank you for never receiving an NCAA violation. Thank you for my undergraduate education. And most importantly, thank you for making me proud, day in and day out.
Love,
Andy