Here are some words followed by their translations. These were all taken from an IM conversation I was typing to a friend of mine. Since I am drinking alone, I found them hilarious.
kingofspills (6:11:33 PM): other words written in a british accent?
kingofspills (6:11:34 PM): sure
kingofspills (6:11:37 PM): here we go:
kingofspills (6:11:40 PM): chim’ney
kingofspills (6:11:46 PM): souf
kingofspills (6:11:50 PM): (south)
kingofspills (6:12:00 PM): suhvern (southern)
kingofspills (6:12:10 PM): oi! (hey!)
kingofspills (6:12:32 PM): alyouminium (aluminum)
kingofspills (6:13:36 PM): football (soccer)
kingofspills (6:14:17 PM): guvnah (governor)
kingofspills (6:14:28 PM): things in a boston accent:
kingofspills (6:14:37 PM): chowdah (chowder)
kingofspills (6:14:45 PM): chackle (charcoal)
kingofspills (6:15:01 PM): Bahston (boston)
kingofspills (6:15:23 PM): stoah (store)
kingofspills (6:15:44 PM): whoah (whore)
kingofspills (6:15:56 PM): things in a penn state accent:
kingofspills (6:16:02 PM): michael robinson (awesome)
kingofspills (6:16:05 PM): tony hunt (awesome)
kingofspills (6:16:11 PM): defense (awesome)
kingofspills (6:16:20 PM): ohio state (bitches)
kingofspills (6:16:27 PM): michigan (little girl whores)
kingofspills (6:16:33 PM): ladies (hot)
kingofspills (6:16:49 PM): state college (town with copius bars and drinking establishments)
kingofspills (6:17:05 PM): kind of drunk (hammered by everyone else’s standards)
kingofspills (6:17:14 PM): drunk (dead by everyone else’s standards)
kingofspills (6:17:34 PM): really drunk (dead, come alive again, then died again by everyone else’s standards)
That is all.
Since you’re in college I suspect you might enjoy help. You can drink copious amounts of beer, but you really would rather not visit copious numbers of bars. It just doesn’t sit well. You would rather visit tons of bars, or numerous bars, or many multifarious bars. Go to a whopping number of drinking establishments my friend, and enjoy yourself. Joepa for prez!