I FOUND A PLACE TO LIVE!
Not sure when I move in yet folks, but I’ll be living on the Lower East Side. Not the best location (a little far) but the price is good, the place is a good size, and damnit, it’s city time. I’ll be about a 10 minute walk from the East Village.
New York I have figured you out, the question is, are you ready for me?
nice and trendy down there, you’ll love it!
also, i will be crashing at yours next time i’m down there and wasted….but only if you promise me you won’t try to molest me while i’m sleeping.
or while i’m awake, for that matter.
No deal! Visitation rights for females at my abode will be secured to those only willing to subject themselves to rampant booby-touching.