Oh Fat, Lazy Parrot, You Complete Me

As I’m sure most of you know, those of us in the blogosphere (God that’s a stupid word…but I guess its better than blogsville, blogtown, or Alliance of Nerds And Losers*) are able to monitor you. That’s right. We can, and do compulsively, check to see who’s been on our site, where they’re from, what their IP address is, what time they logged on…pretty much everything except their name and underwear color.**

One of the parameters which we are able to see is from whence you came. No, not your lame-ass hick-town in the middle of Pennsylva….I mean…Iowa, but what link you clicked on to get to the site. I can only assume that most of the people that visit my site just freakin’ love the crap out of me because a lot of my referrals are just my own site name…more still are “unknown,” but recently I’ve been getting all sorts of visitors looking for a particular picture on Google Image search.

Apparently lots of people have been searching for an image of a fat, lazy parrot whose likeness appeared in my “Occupation: Stalker” post. So this post I would like to re-post his picture, and then do my own little ode to the his beaked obeseness:

P is for perching, on a metal curve
A is for agape, like your beak you silly bird.
R is for rotund, you’re lazy don’t you know?
R is for relaxed, looks like you’ve been smokin’ dro.’
O is for obtuse, which is the angle your neck makes.
T is for tired, your eyes half shut, as if you’re baked.

Some of you probably think it was fairly elementary for me to make such a stupid little poem, but I don’t care. Macaroni art isn’t an option online otherwise I would have created a likeness.

*Check the acronym.
** Just for fun, post the color of the underwear you’re wearing in the comments box!