Lately during my roamings of the streets here in the big city I’ve been noticing a trend. A really disturbing trend…actually two disturbing trends, but one is a bit more age old.
First things first – the age old. Fat women (typically hispanic or african american) wearing really tight clothing. I just don’t get it. Some of these people just have rolls and rolls spilling out over their waist bands, and topping their fupas like an extra layer on a wedding cake. It’s just gross.
But anyway, now its even worse. All of sudden these ladies have gotten shirts with these idiotic sayings on them – and now they’re buying them for their equally obese children!! Here are some of the more hilarious ones I’ve come across:
1) Daddy’s little princess – Then I guess that makes daddy the King…of Burgers?
2) There’s this kind that is just a list of adjectives, mostly positive but some say things like “picky” or “spoiled.” Right. No I get it. You’re picky – you only eat things with an entire stick of butter in it, and you’re spoiled by the Colonel’s latest chicken recipe.
3) He Loves Me, I love his friend – Wow. I guess his friend is either a giant french fry or or some sort of walking, talking milkshake.
I would really love it some company started making shirts that said:
1) I’m a big fatso
2) I was always picked last
3) Steal from me, I can’t outrun anything!
I’m guessing that skinny and in-shape people would wear these but it’s worth a shot.