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The Punching Game

October 18, 2006 by Andy

I was eating dinner on Monday with some esteemed colleagues of mine. Hooray for lobster! Anyway, one of them mentioned that he got to meet Bono on the Friday previous to which I immediately responded “I hate Bono. If I ever met him, I’d punch him in the face.”

This brought up an interesting round of conversation where we all started stating people we’d immediately punch if we met them. Here’s my list:

1. Bono
2. Ashton Kutcher
3. The guy who invented the RAZR
4. The guy who’s idea it was to have the RAZR come out in multiple colors.
5. The guy at Cingular who decides what phones to add to their plans
6. Lee Corso
7. Lee Corso
8. Lee Corso
9. Bobby Bowden
10. Carlos Mencia

Who would you punch?

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  1. SuperBee says

    October 18, 2006 at 11:55 am

    I’d punch you, Andy.

    In the balls.

  2. jim says

    October 18, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    Jim Tressel. Easiest decision ever.

  3. "said" Woman says

    October 18, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    1)I’d punch food delivery guys who try to guilt me into a bigger tip

    2)I’m not an advocate of punching girls, but I think the ones who squeeze into tight jeans and half shirts and let their fat rolls hang over exposed for all the world to see(AKA Muffintops) should get a smack too for lack of common decency.

  4. The Brewer Patriot says

    October 18, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    1) Andy
    2) Chris Collinsworth
    3) Tie – Sean Salisbury/Trev Alberts
    4) Any of the Carters (Aaron, Nick or Jimmy)
    5) Tie – Rush Limbaugh/Bill O’Reilly
    6) Whoever gave Baby Geniuses 2 the green light
    7) Whoever made the decision to cancel Arrested Development
    8) 90% of the population of Miami
    9) anyone with their collar up and huge sunglasses on at night
    10) Any member of Nickelback

  5. MonkeyPants says

    October 18, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    Scott Baio. Didn’t even have to think about it.

  6. Anonymous says

    October 18, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    Anne Curry

  7. Ally says

    October 18, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    If I cared enough to exert the energy to actually punch someone–maybe the morning anchors on Fox news with O’Reilly being right behind them.

  8. Sister Mary Lisa says

    October 22, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    David Caruso on CSI Miami because he’d never see it coming, he’s constantly looking down while he talks in his low drama voice to people. I can’t stand that guy.

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