For some reason me playing video games has come up a lot lately. This is most likely due to the fact that all I do lately is play video games. And tell everyone I know that my plans for that evening include playing video games.
Unfortunately, the typical response to this statement, when stated to girls, is “Oh! Do you have a Wii!?” To which I then respond, “No. I kill aliens and terrorists. I do not turn myself into some sort of cutesy monster and blow bubbles at people.”
I’d like to clear up right now that guys do not own the Nintendo Wii unless:
In a battle of Sam Fisher vs. Mario, I am certain that Sam Fisher would come out on top. In fact, I was going to do a whole list/comparison thingy, but just the images I found more than prove my point:
“My name is Mario! I dance and throw sparkly stars!”
“I am not telling you my name. I am, however, going to slice your throat with my utility knife.”