For some reason me playing video games has come up a lot lately. This is most likely due to the fact that all I do lately is play video games. And tell everyone I know that my plans for that evening include playing video games.
Unfortunately, the typical response to this statement, when stated to girls, is “Oh! Do you have a Wii!?” To which I then respond, “No. I kill aliens and terrorists. I do not turn myself into some sort of cutesy monster and blow bubbles at people.”
I’d like to clear up right now that guys do not own the Nintendo Wii unless:
a) They are gay.
b) They live with their girlfriend who made them buy it.
c) They are mentally disabled.
d) They are a pre-pubescent Asian boy.
In a battle of Sam Fisher vs. Mario, I am certain that Sam Fisher would come out on top. In fact, I was going to do a whole list/comparison thingy, but just the images I found more than prove my point:
“My name is Mario! I dance and throw sparkly stars!”
Sam Fisher
“I am not telling you my name. I am, however, going to slice your throat with my utility knife.”
There is a distinctive difference between women and men when it comes to understanding what the whole fascination with playing video games is all about. I hate to make a generalization, but I don’t know any chicks into video games. What gives?
It is because we are men who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of men we are. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.
I know a couple girls that like video games – but they like only Nintendo video games, and mostly that is limited to original nintendo, super NES, and N64.
Also, erik likes video games and he is a girl. ZING!
I made Zelda my bitch.