I was hanging out with your friend and mine, the Tiny Skateboarding Monkey the other day, and we thought it would be best if we were able to find him a sidekick.
We came up with a few – Lactose intolerant frog-boy, The Stuffy Nosed Hippo, and we actually had an appointment to meet with the Incredible Shrinking Giant, but we couldn’t find him.
All was lost but then I was walking home from work something happened. As I crossed over 4th Avenue one of the motor vehicles caught my eye. I did a double-take. Luckily for you, I was able to snap a quick picture of it with my phone:

Yes, I actually took that picture with my phone and didn’t download it from somewhere. Ladies and Gentlemen, behold – Tiny Skateboarding Monkey’s new sidekick: Average-Sized Motorcycling Dog.
As they say, “Only in New York, kids.”
Hooray! Tiny skating boarding monkey has a friend! Hooray!
Fat carpet cat will be sad though…