Just when you thought there couldn’t be any more excitement in your trivial, useless life. Yet ANOTHER celebrity siting! Only this one, this one my friends was not sited in New York, but in the rather remote location of State College, Pennsylvania!
Let me paint the picture for you:
It’s a dark night the day after Thanksgiving. People are beginning to gather at a local bar. Though it’s run down and smells of old pirates, people enjoy it as the beer is cheap and the wall decorations are cheaper. Townies are gathered from across the U.S. to check each other out – weight gain, baldness, hotness – who has changed since high school? Yes it was a post-Thanksgiving night like any other…only not!
Why was he in State College? Why was he at a bar there? Why was he sitting alone by a pillar? It’s a mystery to me – but I suppose, that the reason he was there, was a mystery for him as well!
What I don’t get is who he’s on the radio/bluetooth headset with. Watson maybe? Good luck Mr. Holmes. By jove, if you don’t solve the mysteries of State College, no one will.