I have caller ID on my phone at work, and today the phone rang and it was my good friend, the internet!
Andy: Hello internet! Long time no talk!
Andy: Oh you did? Audrey too?
Andy: Wow, Internet, you are a playa, son!
Andy: Oh no she di-ent!
Internet: Boop. Beep bop. Boop boip beepbaboop. Beepbawp. Bawp. Bawwwwp.
Andy: Well it’s no wonder you’re feeling unfulfilled. All these fast times with loose women – it’s bound to wear on you after a while.
Andy: Well you bring it upon yourself don’t you? I mean, I dunno. I can’t talk, I’m not better off. It’s just the lives we’ve chosen, you know?
Internet: Bweep boop boop!
Andy: Oh well that’s good, I’m glad to hear at least your basket-weaving class is as fun as you’d hoped. Look, I have to get back to work. Thanks for calling! I’ll talk to you later.
Internet: Boopley beep-beep!
Internet is a said soul really, but I’m glad he is my friend. Feel free to give him a call to cheer him up, I’m sure he’d appreciate it.