Lobster Hands

Last night I went and got some lobster. Then, upon returning from dinner, noticed that I had “lobster hands.” You know, where all the lobster-water spills on your hands and stinks them up? Why, what did you think I meant?

One Response to “Lobster Hands”

  1. MonkeyPants Says:

    At least it’s not monkey paws — they fling poo.

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