Lobster Hands
Last night I went and got some lobster. Then, upon returning from dinner, noticed that I had “lobster hands.” You know, where all the lobster-water spills on your hands and stinks them up? Why, what did you think I meant?

Last night I went and got some lobster. Then, upon returning from dinner, noticed that I had “lobster hands.” You know, where all the lobster-water spills on your hands and stinks them up? Why, what did you think I meant?

September 20th, 2006 at 8:10 am
At least it’s not monkey paws — they fling poo.