I was perusing Craig’s List today, you know, checkin’ out the free stuff people had and half-assedly (yeah, it’s a word) looking for a bed, when I came across a dog.
This dog looks strikingly like Franklin (my co-dog from when I lived in Miami) and it was decided he’s so similar in face, snout, and general appearance that he could easily be his brother.
At any rate, I greatly miss having my dog around (we teleconference to do Franklin Talk) and I really considered getting this dog – in fact I went so far as to send an email inquiring about him.
I also came up with the best name ever for a dog. And if one of you out there uses this I hope that when you tell people your dog’s name you whisper quietly afterwards “thisnamewasthoughtupbyAndy.” Are you ready?
Hot girl: Hi, I’m Hot Girl, what’s your name?
Andy: Hello Hot Girl. I’m Andy, and this is my dog – Bill Cosby.
It’s just perfect! PERFECT! I can’t wait to actually be able to get a dog so I can name it Bill Cosby. Come up with your own scenarios for introducing a dog named Bill Cosby. It’s a great way to kill time at work.
*This may or may not be my real phone number. Try it and see!**
**I left this in here after I did an edit of the original conversation between myself and Hot Girl. I just figured I’d leave it in to screw with people.
I am not sure Bill Cosby is going to elicit the response you want. Are you calling the dog Bill Cosby because he’s black? Especially with all his racist comments, I don’t think Bill Cosby is even that popular anymore.
And with the neighborhood of the hot girl being directly correlational to her IQ or pop culture knowledge, she might not even know who Bill Cosby is?
Have you thought of all of these issues? You can do better.
I think you should probably get a new bed before you get a dog. just a thought…